My name is Taylor N. Francis and I'm the author of The Elemite Series.
I post a lot of random stuff, but mostly I post about my fandoms. I also occasionally post updates about The Elemite Series if you're interested.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
bumble bees are fuzzy, fat, and adorable and don’t bother you.
Sirius fell behind the veil; but before his body hit the ground, a set of strong and familiar hands caught him.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
spent half an hour explaining this to my sister and she’s still angry and doesn’t get it
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*
me: here it comes
So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick
And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:
I can take photos like this: